I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
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