The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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