But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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