Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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