Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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