I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
How external is "for external use only"?
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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