Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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