so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
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