if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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