kristin has been a bad kristin
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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