sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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