ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
wow bdsm is so cute
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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