Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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