it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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