That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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