Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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