I'm jealous of your bromance
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
