With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Green mimosas i think yes
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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