And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I think I am morally bankrupt
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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