do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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