So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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