i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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