my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
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I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
This is my gift to your gina
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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