Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
tell me about the fingering
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