Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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