i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
where does the pee come out of this thing
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
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