I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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