We won't sleep together?
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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