So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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