what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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