It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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