Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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