Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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