He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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