My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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