i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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