There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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