"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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