i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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