i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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