id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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