at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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