this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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