Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Terrible idea I love it
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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