Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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