am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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