The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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