i don't like sucking hair
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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