So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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