He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
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