Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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