I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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