I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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