We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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