so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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