I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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